by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

A derogatory term, derived from the simple ideas relating to that of a long ejaculating penis... otherwise known as LJC, in some states the term Liam Connelly used to express the same feelings of success.
"Did you see that dirty video I sent you?", "Yes I saw it, that guy had one hell of an LJCone (Long Juicy Cone)!"
by Liam Connelly June 12, 2009

Take some snowflake, use to dust your penis liberally and offer to your significant other as a tasty treat.
by Eldinn September 26, 2010

When cubed ice is put into a vagina or asshole and fucked until crushed. The sharpness of the ice may cause bleeding, therefore, the ice may be stained red with blood...like a cherry snowcone. Then the cherry snowcone is eaten out of the vagina or asshole.
by flirtsyxox December 30, 2008

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.
Causes>>>
1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.
2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.
3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Causes>>>
1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.
2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.
3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.
by Tyler G. February 20, 2009

The ravenous consumption of pine cone Jam, often on toast or another base. Usually combined with cream or other condiments.
by Mr Smithinsons October 18, 2020
