fat cookie

a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off

brittany is such a fat cookie

by matters96 October 19, 2010

FAT LILS

in the words of Charlie, this is a definition of when a female has abnormally large breasts, often deceivingly so.

'Shit, when she took off her top she had some fat lils!'

by CRAZYJAMESG June 24, 2006

Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 05, 2009

Fat minded

A fat minded person thinks and acts in a way that will make him/her fat.

"She finally found an healthy recipe but she's always making and eating it at 3 AM."
"Yes she's fat minded."

"I ate healthy yesterday so today I can eat pizza."
"You're so fat minded."

by TheMekaUltra January 12, 2020

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi January 23, 2018

Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009

Fat travel

It’s like FAST travel but it’s FAT travel because it’s caused by a FAT sleep

Joshua: I fat traveled into Tony’s death and ruined the sopranos for myself :/
Shay: 😨

by Shaybaee May 08, 2019