I’M BACK

A sentence said by someone who is returning to an earlier or normal position or condition, except when that someone is kerem bürsin (the turkish actor) , then it means the exact opposite.
Kerem bursin: I’M BACK 🕶

*disappears *
by Maybedee February 10, 2022
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I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 12, 2023
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I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.
I’m 5 minutes away
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I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”
by dontworryitsjustjim November 07, 2020
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A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021
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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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I’m so sad

I’m so sad
by WorseThanHitler December 26, 2020
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