by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018

by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019

Literally the most beautiful person you will EVER meet. She is an AMAZING friend, and you can trust her to keep all of your secrets. She loves her family and treats her friends like nobody else does. She loves her friends to pieces and would literally do ANYTHING for them. She gets ALL the guys. But don't mess with A Hurt Buddy or you will be sorry because she is literally the most amazing person you will ever meet.❤️
by Secrettt hehehe January 27, 2018

Hurting. This is very uncomfortable. It is very unnecessary for me to be in this situation.
Pressure is building. I can feel society collapsing. I don’t know the future of man.
See: In the Year 2525. FMI. Man is losing his hold.
Pressure is building. I can feel society collapsing. I don’t know the future of man.
See: In the Year 2525. FMI. Man is losing his hold.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

by Jack0129$ June 16, 2022

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
