Heather

A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.

Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.

by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021

heather/kiaonna

Two females that will takeover the world through music and so much more. The real definition of Best Friends. Riding with each to the grave.

Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.

by TruTruTruhk December 22, 2016

Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.

the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather

by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022

Heather

A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.

I'm so glad my best friend is Heather she always helps me and makes my day!

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 11, 2023

Heather

A heather is a bitchy, self obsessed whore who’s friends will do anything in the world for. People call nice girls heathers because it’s a TikTok trend.

Oh look, it’s a heather, I wonder how many guys she’s fucked this week

by Docitjejfj August 21, 2020

heather

a pretty girl or woman.

The boys: she's a heather
i wanna be pretty like that heather

by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021

Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022