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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather
by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
Omg the Heathers are with VeRoNiCa
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
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Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..
but she was a true Heather
by isle Heather October 28, 2017
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Heather

Used in Conan Gray's song 'Heather', she is the most popular, pretty and likeable person. Everyone wants to be her. She's perfect.
"You're such a heather"
"She's literally the heather of this school"
by theunknownshoe September 18, 2020
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