Gym Brain

The glazed over inhibition-free state of mind achieved during and after a good workout.

Man 1: where was jim?

Man 2: He was at the gym, look in his eyes. he's got that gym brain.

by sinister9695 May 06, 2014

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 10, 2019

gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 19, 2018

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 03, 2007

Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

Gym Orgy

Dudebros standing way too close to eachother doing the same exercise, you can’t really tell if they’re jerking eachother or actually working out.

Did you finish your sets?

No those dudes are hogging all the dumbells having a Gym Orgy with eachother’

by KonkeyBong May 10, 2022

school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.

Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.

by unused username February 20, 2024