National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

A Goddard

When someone has multiple wanks in one day. Usually over 10 and of a celebratory nature.

If Fulham beat Aston Villa this weekend, I’m on for a Goddard.

by Royce Coolidge March 11, 2025

Muammar Gaddaffy

Describes da bloodthirsty monster dat da perpetually-irritable "little black duck" in da Warner Brothers cartoons became when hunting grizzly bears.

Daffy Duck is temperish and cranky enough just ordinarily, but give him a rifle during bear-hunting season and he turns into a regular Muammar Gaddaffy!

by QuacksO February 17, 2026

Rami guddi cuzzeh

Oi oi oi oi lemme rev the bastard up ay ay ay
Rs3 ma brudda , rami guddi and dat cuzzeh

Rami guddi cuzzeh Means a car mostly typically a rs3 paired with two bradford bandits with unbearable accents

by Bradford bandit6767 December 5, 2025

battle of guadalcanal

Clusterfuck

My room is a battle of guadalcanal!

by Jotaputa December 2, 2017

national make a goddamn difference day

May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.

I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol

by PrimePlatypus12 May 4, 2019