Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

greg penn

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.

Ew, that kid is acting like Greg Penn.

by TaterManFry YT January 3, 2017

greg mayo

A straight up school shooter

My school got shot up by a Greg Mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

Greg Bannit

Greg Theodore Bannit (1932-1967) is a Rapist,serial killer and body snatcher. He killed 12 boys in 3 days, hiding their bodies at the Romeo Lef Cemetary in Russia. He lives in UK. He left Russia in 1959. He raped 7 little girls. And kidnapped 3 children. 1 found decapitated. The other two locked in a basement. Bannit was sent to death row in June 171967 and had his head chopped off in July 3rd. His death row meal was a piece of severed pig limb.

Mr. Bannit scared my 8 year olds Wayne and Lemmit. They read his story when he was still alive. Greg Bannit is a terrible man.

by Iwritescarystories189 May 13, 2018

Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile

dont be a greg moen

by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018