Gabe

A person who does not give a fuck about other peoples problems.

"There's a Gabe, he doesn't give a fuck."

by >Piglet< May 1, 2019

Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)

A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?

by shrinelord May 2, 2019

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe Alvarez

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc

Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend

by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019

Gabe

gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11

if you see gabe say get ova there

by gaughen May 10, 2019

Gabe

A unique young sexy asian boy that loves friends with benefits.
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies

I wanna destroy that ass of gabe's

by some guy from the US May 21, 2019

Gabe

A man that grows face hair too fast, has brown hair and eyes. He is in a band and likes anime, but isn't a furry. He has the charming skills of lord farquad, and can get all the ladies and guys that he doesn't want or need.

Is Gabe a furry?
No.
Awesome.

by Gabbylabbie May 22, 2019