down to cuck fam, date me

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her

Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off

by Pogabear December 26, 2016

fam burgler

Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.

ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?

ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.

by mensa_mule April 15, 2019

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

Shishter Fam

Shishter Fam is a group of people that you are really close to or can really trust so they are like your family.

Mary: you guys are the best shishter fam ever
Jane: Aww we love you too!

by The_Godly_Dude January 31, 2019

Ayo fuck this guy fam

Made by buff gangster alex

Ayo fuck this guy fam *punches guy in elevator*

by ayo fuck this guy August 18, 2021

Fam

Screamed by pre pubescent white middle class teens playing Fortnite who have no clue what it means - precedes congratulations or derision ..

"Fam I am a god, I no-scoped that deagle boy" or Fam you are a total noob"

by sproutout August 20, 2019

#fam

fake ass fam

i always choose whatever drug over the #fam

by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018