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Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.
>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!
by CCCCChode January 30, 2023
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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH
by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025
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Kobe

Kobe stop annoying that granny
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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Kobee

Smart funny and is the best basketball player. He also makes people be jealous because if how hot he is. If u like someone named Kobee your lucky
Girl:Kobee is so hot
Cute Girl:Fuc* off I'm dating him
by XxKingKobeexX November 7, 2019
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kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"
Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!
by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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