Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.
John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023
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by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
Get the Flumper mug.When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
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"As I gazed at the stunning artwork, I felt a strong sense of flumplenux, mesmerized by its beauty but unsure how to interpret its symbolism."
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