flippitty flop

The skill of slapping a flacid penis on a girls face after you have ejaculated.

What I did to Danni Minogue

by ben milne April 10, 2005

Flip Flop

A bisexual Filipino. See "flip".

That Pinoy is a Flip Flop!

by OldsVistaCruiser January 5, 2011

flip flops

1. shoes that both guys and girls wear. does not matter on what color either gender wears.

2. there are also heels that are flip flops as well, girls usually wear these.

1. the whole school wore flip flops during spring time.

2. i love to wear flip flops that are heels.

by lucasmueller15 August 24, 2008

Man Flops

Flips flops that are worn by guys; not to be confused with tool flops which are usually worn with mid-calves

look at those man flops, don't need no socks unlike those tool flops

by chennychen June 4, 2013

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011

flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021