fakinidiodica

The process of having sex with a dirty dirty whore. See whore or STD

U just pulled a fukinidiotica

by Dabateed April 14, 2004

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

FarkNads

Its a word that sums up all the things you want to say when you sit on your balls. Kindof like blurting out "FUCK!"

1 haha have a seat bro. 2 FARKNADS 1 awww dude i heard a crunch!

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3

-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!

by trisha wii January 21, 2012

FARTINKLE

when you have to take a piss and then you fart and a little piss comes out

"Dude, did you just schart yourself? No I fartinkled myself!"

by 2doemac February 15, 2013

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

by Sexydimma November 19, 2013