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fatty jiggle

The act of firmly grabbing a roll of fat from someone's waist and shaking it like jello. Works best when applied to a muffin top.
Yo, check out the epic muffin top on that girl. I'm gonna sneak behind her and give her a fatty jiggle.
by Tres equis September 30, 2011
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Faft

A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.
"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."
by Cob September 28, 2012
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fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it
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fatty talk
Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "
by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013
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Farty Poul

An inebriated spoonerism uttered upon witnessing a faux pas wherein the proclamation of "Farty Poul" becomes more humorous than the original gaffe.
(Man knocks over full ashtray)
"Farty Poul!"
by kiwi-man May 26, 2013
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Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses
Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.
by Fake news April 4, 2017
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fattynooblife

the username of that dumbass fucktard currently typing this.

(aka:me)
But don't underestimate my sexual ability.
You've never known anything like me.
Maybe you can come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook.
bruuuuuh I heard you with Sarah last night you livin' that fattynooblife
by fattynooblife October 18, 2017
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fifty shades of griffy

I want all the dick. I want Fifty Shades of Griffy!
by Shorty420 February 14, 2018
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