coffee facial

The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.

"I just got blasted with a coffee facial."

by -=Bugg August 15, 2007

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.

"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"

by P_G February 4, 2005

Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

by Marie Johnston March 30, 2008

Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

by Marie Johnston March 31, 2008

facedesk

For when a facepalm just isn't enough.

User1: What's brown and sticky?
User2: What?
User1: A twig.
User2: I don't get it.
User1: *facedesk*

by monkyingaround October 18, 2012