fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 22, 2011

Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn

jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy

by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015