I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments

oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl

by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

by Leeishere1 February 3, 2022

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.

"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"

by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

early evening

8:15 pm PT

Can we meet in the early evening, at 8:15 PM?

by cilantro_lover January 13, 2021