Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

Ethan by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

Ethan by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

Ethan by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘

Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!

Ethan by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019

Ethan

The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.

I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.

Ethan by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019

Ethan

A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.

Can be used to insult someone.

"YOU ETHAN!"

"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."

"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"

Ethan by _Wysteria April 16, 2019

Ethan

Stupid bitch

Ethan's an ass

Ethan by Ka$$ April 18, 2019