Envy: oi Kelo let’s fucking tell Pqwk to kill his self
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first
by Pqwk1 October 21, 2019
Get the Envy mug.When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
Get the farmer envy mug.A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
Get the Womb envy mug.When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023
Get the Meeting envy mug.Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.
Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.
Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.
Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!
by 280 fog July 20, 2025
Get the convo-envy mug.The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.
Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
Get the greenness envy mug.1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual
2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone
2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone
1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?
Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified
2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?
Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified
2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?
by :33333 January 7, 2017
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