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Pseudo-Emotional Relationship 

A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).
I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.

- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.

raw emotion 

"Finally some raw fucking food" - Gordon's raw emotion to sushi

Emotionally pregnant 

A state of emotional distress that makes the sufferer like a pregnant woman watching an overly emotional movie.
"Hey, what's wrong with Erika?"
"She feels absolutely terrible about how she has to reject Danny's marriage proposal even though she really likes him because she's just not ready for committment and she's really worried about what this will do to him. She's emotionally pregnant at the moment.

Emotional Ass-Rag 

Fool who allows others to crap in his/her ear about all their problems and is discarded once when the person in question no longer needs them for support. Also anyone who allows themselves to be used, or is frequently used/abused by others who are venting their negative emotions in some way. See DOORMAT.
That emotional ass-rag always lets the hurt and lonely women cry on his shoulder thinking he's going to score with them only to be left alone while she runs off with some other bad-boy like the one who dumped her in the first place.
Emotional Ass-Rag by Primary EAR November 30, 2010

Emotional wreck

Every teenager during everything they will every do
"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"
Emotional wreck by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018

emotion sickness 

The uncomfortable, ill feeling one gets when one has performed a dispicable, regrettable act. A sort of remourse or regret.
"I got pretty drunk last night and slept with my Laura's sister. She called me just now...major emotion sickness.
emotion sickness by Schtee March 6, 2008