ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

Wooden-ear

When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesn’t understand/hear what you said.

I told you 5 times that I was going to the game tonight, you wooden-ear

by Sevobuck August 20, 2018

Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub

I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.

by Evinator April 9, 2019

Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.

"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira

by papi p January 20, 2020

producer ear

When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.

Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!

by IrisGreene May 20, 2017

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.

My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!

by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021