duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011

Duceartist

A very rare master of poop art, such works of art can be commonly found on public restroom walls and are usually applied by hand, another variation is constructed inside the bowl and done free hand, using only anal muscles one breaks off links and arranges the pieces into a recognizable shape or picture. Caution must be taken during the second version, if you leave a skidmark on the seat it is considered a fowl and will seriously devalue your work.

Chuck-I needed to use the restroom at the restaurant and was horrified to find that a dirty "duceartist" had tagged the walls. I took a picture with my phone and sent it to my friends.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

Dunce breed

Top pedigree dunce breed pure dunce so dunce you have a hot wife at home and entertain ugly beast. Can't stop making the most dunce breed mistakes the simple things you find the hardest ie doing we wife wants

Craig you are such a dunce breed!

by LoversRock August 30, 2016

duecergency

Urgent need for a bowel movement.

I made record time walking home today; total duecergency!

by oktonyok July 10, 2017

Duoce

A flaming ginger with pasty white skin (probably married to a short angry Mexican). Has narcotic tendencies to eat other people's food and falling into volcanos. Most well known for spoiling her dog more than her own spawn.

That guy other there is a huge duoce.

by Duocey July 21, 2017

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017