Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

bro door

a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door

"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"

"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."

by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010

Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011

revolving door friend

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time

"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."

by ajax23 February 17, 2012

back door bagpipe

Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.

My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.

Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?

Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.

by super "K" December 8, 2015

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

pizza door

When a man has a women come over, just for sex, and she leaves immediately after.

Person 1: Yo, did Rachel come over last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but I didn't want to spend any time with her, so I pizza doored that bitch.

by YoImSleepy July 6, 2017