Crust Dodger

Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.

That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him

I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.

by beautifulfoxwithpinkshoes March 6, 2011

stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet

At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.

by I like clean October 24, 2012

Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016

fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Street Dodgebullet

More or less regular dodgebullet except you play it on the street.

Policeman: "You are under arrest for murder."
Man: "But I didn't mean to shoot him! We were just playing street dodgebullet!"

by André_Miles_Fidele August 28, 2020