by Yaboi125 June 16, 2021
Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
by comatost August 15, 2018
When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 06, 2017
A female whom is in a relationship but only takes one leg out of her pants in order to be able have a quickie and have a smaller chance of getting caught. In which most cases only one leg gets dirty.
by XanaxBesties March 23, 2022
Refers to eating uncontrollably.
by PerfectTouch November 24, 2007
by Bogeskillet April 20, 2023