detroit muskrat 

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping

Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again

detroit muskrat by Yomommablack March 19, 2017

detroit hoist 

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.

"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."

detroit hoist by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017

Detroit Jacuzzi 

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.

Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.

Detroit Jacuzzi by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017

Detroit Discount 

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

Detroit Discount by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017

detroit tombstone 

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it

My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good

detroit tombstone by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

Detroit River Jellyfish by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Detroit Door Prize 

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

Detroit Door Prize by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017