deerfuck

what you yell when you see a broken tail light or head light

when i saw a broken tail light i banged my fist on the roof of the car and yelled deerfuck

by People12345 February 9, 2009

Deer Lodge

A once quaint little town in Montana that time has turned into a grungy western slum. Some residents like to flaunt their long time generational legacy, but fail to mention the overwhelming tragedy of that statement. Deer Lodge begins with the lovely McDonald's, home to all high school drop outs, and ends with an abandoned prison that numerous tourists passing through and employees of the museum pretend to care about. Deer Lodge consists of a vibrant variety of lowlifes, from the scummy prison inmates, to the unsavory prison employees, to the trashily clad individuals stumbling among the streets from bar to bar at 2am. The poverty-stricken town is scattered with tasteful mobile homes and poorly maintenanced architecture. The diverse population exists of poor white trash, Cowboys with enormous egos, hypocrites, judgemental pricks, racists, drunken farm boys, ignorant dropouts, unintelligible winers, grammatical failures, potheads, old men who control the town's unchanging atmosphere, and the occasional respectable human being who does not have the resources to gtfo. Entertainment in Deer Lodge consists of getting drunk at the bar, getting drunk at the rodeo, getting drunk at a friend's house, getting drunk in a field, or getting drunk at a bonfire. Dead end careers, self pity, and a feeling of pure despair are plentiful in Deer Lodge. If you are interested in becoming a resident of this near ghost town, I suggest you reconsider immediately.

Mentally deranged person: "Deer Lodge is great. Deer Lodge is a place of opportunity, success, and happiness. Deer Lodge is a paradise."

by Ez4 September 20, 2016

deerfield academy

deerfield academy is your cliché snotty boarding school. They pride themselves on their dry cleaned blazers and ability to “sweep shit under the rug”. For some reason, it’s community likes taking picture in front of this one door on campus. they think they’re groovy when they aren’t, smh.

person A: “deerfield academy is pretty shitty”
person B: “yeah, i heard deerfield academy accepts their male applicants first, then the female”

by ittypity October 9, 2021

Cumback Deer

A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.

Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Determinasian

An Asian person who will do whatever they can to succeed at their goal.

He is such a determinasian. He is always in the library studying. I don't know if he even sleeps

by TheNewCancer April 23, 2010

Economic moral determinism

A moral Philosophy that says that all organisms have evolved to survive and reproduce there own kind. To do this they seek out and do what ever is in there best interest at least in the long run. What they do by seeking what gives the mose pleasure or avoids pain. And that with all the things that do this a dollar value can be placed on it. And that all the morals that a person holdes they should hold only because it will help them make and/or save money.There is a movement to reform all morals on this principle called the economic moral determinism movement.

She believes in economic moral determinism.

by The Fury 13 January 15, 2011