daddler

a father who "diddles" his son/his son's friends

urbandictionarycharacter1: You see your old man around recently?
urbandictionarycharacter2: Yeah, he fucking raped me. Happy?
urbandictionarycharacter1: *snort*, Classic daddler.

by theohiorizzguy May 9, 2024

dilly daddlers

Some one who is walking really slow

Those kids are dilly daddlers

by Jamranger October 3, 2013

diddlehead

an individual who flicks, taps, or otherwise digitally massages the genital area of another or thyself....

I caught my roommate masturbating to pictures of my mom---what a diddlehead....

by biggity big February 26, 2004

diddlehead

noun. One who epitomizes a horny ball of combustible sexual energy. Known to wiggle and bounce continuously for hours. Travels in packs. Hits big donkeys.

Did you see Archie spaz out in the field? He was a for real Diddlehead.

by Grand Master Slice February 27, 2004

Daddeling

when a couple are so into each other, they ditch all of their friends, and family members for each other, becuase they are totally obsessed with one another.

chrissy- hey boo, we are hanging out this saturday right?

john- yeah just let me finish daddeling my friends off, they wanted to hang, but you be my girl boo.

by jaguarlicious May 22, 2007

diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

Diddlebock Suit

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.

by kinura January 11, 2008