Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).

My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!

by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

by RackHansen April 27, 2022

upper crust

The upper crust is the crust that is formed around the woman's vagina

He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust

by send noodles January 25, 2017

sus crust superspine

for when you are trying to sus the crust while on superspine

"Hey, did you sus crust superspine last week"
"yea, it felt like acid"

by fruckrer July 31, 2022

Elbow Crust

The crust in ones elbow build up after a long period of time. It is primarily made up of dust a crust.

Eww man, is that elbow crust?

by Isondrugs May 27, 2022