counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014

JD IS THE LEADER OF THE LATIN COUNT, KINGS, QUEENS, AND LATINX.

.

😱: JD IS THE LEADER OF THE LATIN COUNT, KINGS, QUEENS, AND LATINX.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.

"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought

by ersatze February 12, 2023

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

😱

😱: Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.

Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?

by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020