Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

Pink cookie

The tastiest type of cookie. Velvety, soft warm, fun to play with eat and fuck. Yes...pussy

I do love myself a good pink cookie.

by Pinkcookiemuncher September 3, 2018

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006

cookie butter

The most amazing edible item you will ever find.. It's just like peanut butter, but instead, it's cookie butter! Found at the store "Trader Joe's"

Bri: Give me some cookie butter!
Vi: *dumps jar of cookie butter in her mouth, gives empty bottle to Bri, and runs off screaming*

by ShyVi September 28, 2013

baking cookies

getting it on; having hot hot sex.

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."

by wilfs January 13, 2008

toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.

"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"

by emanwich September 10, 2003

Texas cookie

when you cum in a girl's belly button and let it harden so she can eat it later

she really enjoies texas cookies

by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009