davids computer

An exploding computer

wow, there goes davids computer

by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021