home cookin'

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

Corking It

Using pills such as Viagra to achieve a boner.
Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.

1. Connie: "So last night, me and James were going to make love, when I found out he's been corking it."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

COOKIN

to jack off or to masterbate

i walked in on jordan and he was cookin his meat

by Lawtown January 25, 2007

pussy juice cocking

This term was used in teh recent movie 40 year old virgin, hey man its all in the box.

Its not about the rusty trombone, the shit stain balls, pussy juice cocking its about the CONNECTION

by ()()Trini February 17, 2006

conking

verb. the action of holding a nearly spent joint in the pinky knuckle of the hand while forming a cylinder for airflow, thus resembling a conch shell.

The joint was running low so we started conking it.

by Josh.Reed28 January 30, 2010

cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

cooking on three burners

Your energy level is through the roof you can do anything with 110%

Hey man you ready to do this? Hell Ya I'm cooking on three burners.

by Heywhatdoyasay May 4, 2017