Sloth Cock

When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.

Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock

by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016

milk a cock

Suck a cock dry. A fantastic blow job.

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.

by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017

Cock Squat

Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.

Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.

by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011

Cock Ape

Someone who, through testosterone fueled stubbornness, devolves into ape-like characteristics when unable to hold together their argument/position, usually in a debate.

After he was fact checked, Jake in his complete ignorance, anger, and utmost saltiness began shouting "Fuck you faggot" while making threatening gestures at the children from his youth group.

Douchebag tried to cut me and busted his taillight. He went complete cock ape trying to get me out of my car.

by pistoleer September 15, 2016

cock fungus

A type of mold/fungus that gets built up on the cock over time. The mold/fungus often is made of cum that drips onto the balls after sexual activity.

Damn bro, that cock fungus tasted like absolute dog shit.

by obese_monkey September 1, 2021

Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

by Xeropoint December 24, 2011

cock oven

A vagina... particularlly if it is cold outside.

Man these assless chaps are making my wang cold. How about I stick it in your cock oven?

by nards deep December 14, 2008