a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008
Get the piss the closetmug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019
Get the Cock closetmug. johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
Get the johnny closetmug. Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011
Get the Closet Lockmug. the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021
Get the closet lockmug. someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
Get the closet jerkmug.