click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016

click-up chicks

this is when men are on the internet trolling social networking sites to have an arsenal of attractive womens' headshots on their pages with hope to voyeur, admire the headshots, and/or actually meet the women.

Last Friday, I got two "friend requests" from men I don't know. After some wall posting, it became clear they were trying to click-up chicks.

by JonesToTheGrindstone.com April 21, 2009

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Clicking

The act of pissing and nutting at the same time into someones nose to flood their throat causing a click-like gagging sound.
Can be paired very easily along side a Blumpkin.

Tyler- “Me and my friend were Clicking last night, it was crazy”
Steven- “Dude last time I did that my throat was sore for like a week, let me join next time, I’ll give you a Blumpkin at the same time”
Tyler- “Dude that would be awesome!”

by SkibidiFortniteGooner82 April 15, 2024

Click Nigga

A lowlife person, most notably a social media whore, who pounces upon any tidbit of pop culture reference without expounding on why the the subject of their reference is relevant beyond that of the title.

Damn, look at all the click niggas on YouTube once Avengers: Endgame surpassed Avatar as highest grossing film of all time.

by Ready2bSteady July 21, 2019

Click Repellent

(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.

I don't watch anything with Logan Paul anymore, he's click repellent.

by _e July 9, 2018

link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.

Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone

by stlhoosier December 18, 2012