(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025
Get the clairemug. by ANNABITCH13 September 10, 2020
Get the claire anne salcedomug. Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017
Get the claire dodgemug. Claire is very kind and caring. She will never break your heart. Sometime she’s moody but if she is she has a good reason to be. Claire is a good person and is tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. Never throw away a Claire.
by anonymous August 7, 2021
Get the Clairemug. Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.
Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
by Highstandards April 10, 2022
Get the Doing a Clairemug. full of cancer,if you see her run away as fast as you can. Jks she is a nice person and she sucks at uno because a person named Madnoor defeated her four times in a row
Claire you idiot
by Claire died February 26, 2023
Get the Clairemug. by Bustanuttybaby April 9, 2020
Get the Clairemug.