A massively joyful event for a dog - usually involving leftovers being passed down, or finding tasty roadkill
This steak is five days old - time for doggie christmas!
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
by Spax December 21, 2005
When one buys a large amount of things on sale or gets an abundance of free stuff, it is considered Indian Christmas
Person 1: "Why the hell did you bring all these shampoo samples home?!?"
Person 2: "Because it's Indian Christmas!!!!"
Person 1: "Since when?"
Person 2: "Since I brought these home! Aaaand I bought all of this manager's special donuts!"
Person 1: (palms own forehead) "Oh God..."
Person 2: "Because it's Indian Christmas!!!!"
Person 1: "Since when?"
Person 2: "Since I brought these home! Aaaand I bought all of this manager's special donuts!"
Person 1: (palms own forehead) "Oh God..."
by Dayne White Bull November 24, 2010
lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.
by matticah February 03, 2008
A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010
On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012
Someone who hates Christmas.
Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
Jesus Christ is a Christmas hater.
by ChristmasHater September 27, 2009
A Christmas Spam is a popular Christmas treat in England in many middle to lower income households.
When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.
by Redhope July 09, 2006