by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
Get the Chris mug.The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
Get the Chris mug.A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
Get the Chris mug.Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Get the Chris mug.Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you
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by YEEELax November 28, 2018
Get the Chris mug.little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
Get the Chris mug.Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.
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