chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 09, 2022
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Coal Chew

A type a person that’s brain is dusty like coal and chews a lot of food. High odds of being a goofy Jitosaurus also
Stop being such a Coal Chew u fatty
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chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon
you ever been caught chewing the salmon?
by john wezt the fisherman September 05, 2008
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Chewe

A weird girl that doesn’t know what she wants most of the time . She is usually very insecure but once she grows out of her shell she blossoms into a beautiful human.
Chewe’s are rare so when you find one keep them close to your heart . They can be hard to work with in the beginning but the work is worth it . They are selfish honest lovers and that makes them loyal . Chewe’s are also super smart but usually don’t believe in themselves
Boy:“Chewe is the most most awkward person I know but it’s okay because we like awkward”
by Sleazysloth December 18, 2019
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Chewe

Chewe is a name that means someone loved or one loved by everyone
''Chewe'' Noun
by tic-tac October 04, 2022
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charleston chew

When you take a shit on your bitche's mouth, and she gives you a blowjob.
Bob gave me such a good charleston chew I almost died.
by skisam1 May 19, 2015
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Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.
Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.
by Jenkem69 February 27, 2019
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