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neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.
Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese
by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023
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Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021
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Chopped cheese

Chopped cheese, beef, peppers, onions, lettuce, special sauce, cheese ontop chopped to a near but slightly chunkier sloppy joe type texture, then cooked on a flat top grill. Then they put this delicacy into a roll and chop the roll inhalf revealing the Insides and wrap it up in tin foil and paper.

You bless the raw ingredients on a grill by letting the Ock behind the counter cook it. The vegetables first, then the meat then the cheese then the roll, then the optional slice of tomato. The spices they use are CIA secrets. The preperation method is so violent when they chop it up it echos 3 blocks over.
It is 2nd only to nyc infamous bacon egg and cheese. If you ever hear "yo lemme get-" in a food baised deli in nyc it's either 3 things. A lotto ticket, a bacon egg and cheese or a chopped cheese. It may sound like a fancy burger. But it is not and does not taste like one either. It is an experience
by Sataohi May 9, 2022
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royale with cheese

The 'European' name for a Quarter Pounder. The phrase has become a classic since Samuel L. Jackson's conversation with John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
VINCENT: ...You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.

JULES: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
by mouldvort May 7, 2004
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Blood Cheese

Genre of film which has slick looking vampires. Only meant for youngsters.
A: Hey did you watch Twilight?

B: Yeah I did. It was all blood cheese man!
by cheesebomby November 8, 2009
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cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
by Online Fan November 19, 2016
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cheese nuggets

A nugget made of cheese, preferably served with sriracha.
Ice Princess: What’s are cheese nuggets?
Ice King: What isn’t a cheese nugget?
by jeff the third February 3, 2019
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