Dirty Cheese Trick

The Dirty Cheese Trick occurs when a person hands a coupon (painted with liquid cheese on the back) to a store clerk, and the store clerk gets nasty cheese on his/her hand.

Specifically, the dirty cheese trick is accomplished by taking a cookie coupon at the restaurant Fuddruckers, and painting the back of it with Fuddruckers' Jalapeno Cheese, and then handing the cookie coupon to the bakery attendant front side up. The unsuspecting bakery attendant will grab the coupon and get Fuddruckers Jalapeno cheese on her hand. Voila!

by Pokonchi May 15, 2009

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

Chao Cheebae

the very fuck-slutty young women as described in 'cheebaecious'.usually spotted with ultra tight coverage lacking denim,making u wonder if those arent supposed to be swimming trunks or even diapers,giving the other nickname 'baby-freaks'.makes u wonder why boxer shorts are undergarments,since these are way way less.unnecessarily revealing tops also spottable on the ignorantly vain.

that new girl char in pokemon black n white's a real chao cheebae!i cant believe they bring this sorta trash into a cartoon intended for kids.of all the tainted anime,i wont ever expect pokemon to suffer this misery n outrage.ah well thats japs for u.most american cartoons dont even resort to such low taste.

by making sense January 21, 2011

Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.

"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"

by MistyGuy December 22, 2012

wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.

My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.

by Iammarmar July 14, 2017

Gorilla Cheese

The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers

I gave Jamar a rusty trombone and got some of his delicious gorilla cheese.

by teh1337bucks December 3, 2018

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019