Cereal

Verb. Meaning laughing or yelling. Typically used when looking at a funny meme or reading a funny or agrivativing story.

“The ending of that made me cereal.”

by RandomInternetAndroid January 4, 2019

cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.

They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.

Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot

by stfu karen May 10, 2019

Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.

Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)

by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019

cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.

Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020