Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.

Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022

Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

by biden joe December 29, 2022

Carson

a person who lets you bully/talk abt them

Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch

by anonymous August 8, 2022

Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

Carson

Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!

Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..

by ponygirlalt September 8, 2020

Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,

Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.

by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024

carson :)

A kind guy with a huge heart. Will make you feel loved and respected. You will want to create a future with a carson. they are trust worthy and great listeners. They are always willing to stand up for you. They have your back 24/7. You may get in a fight every now and then. They are stubborn but deep down, they are soft. They will always apologize for things that weren't their fault to try and make it better. Although they seem perfect, they will hurt you. They will go behind your back and make you feel unwanted. They aren't worth your time. But you will always love them

-whos that new guy
-oh, that's carson :)

by idk1010 April 30, 2020