ashley cano

she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼

my bestfriend is ashley cano🫶🏼

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022

chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 2, 2020

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 8, 2017

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022

sploosh canoe

ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe

"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"

by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer May 3, 2018

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025