Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012

Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.

For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence

by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012

pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

roman candel

Tje roman candel is the act of placing a candle wick in the tip of a penis, then covering the head with hot wax. Proceed to light for a dazzling candle. Not to be confused with the firework the Roman candle.

Tom surprised me last night with a Roman candel last night! It would have been romantic except he burned himself.

by Wasted88 July 24, 2016

burn cancer

when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer

i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.

by SirVincent November 15, 2016

Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.

Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"

by GlenGibbs November 2, 2019

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019