A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).
by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013
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A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
by dougasm101 May 31, 2013
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Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 22, 2014
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Get the Coffee Block mug.Someone who is addicted to caffeine so much that they have to drink Energy Drinks and Coffee constantly.
by Estretoseten February 2, 2015
Get the caffeinoholic mug.Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
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