Mid-Bus

Mid-Bus not to be mistaken for the term, short bus. Is a bus which is shorter in length than other busses: about 1/2 the size. The Mid-Bus is usually a strange and awkward looking bus, and is generally for very cool school children--generally for students in grades 1-12, and is cut short in size because somebody in a wheelchair or disability lives on the road of the busses' route. This bus is yellow, not blue--this is one of many stereotypes about the Mid-Bus including: the Mid-Bus is for retards, and calling the Mid-Bus a "short bus".The Mid-Bus typically contains six seats for the cool kids and one for the pedophile driver in the radical Ford version, or three seats for all the cool kids to share, and two spots for the disabled in the crappy version.

Example:
Turd- "Wow Lloyd, the short bus must suck. Isn't it blue also?"
Lloyd- "I don't know what you are talking about. However, if you are talking about the Mid-Bus, then it is like an elegant resort with cool kids and it is painted yellow, not blue, you turd.

by SuperCoolLloyd November 16, 2011

Party Bus

pimped out coach bus used for drunken endeavors; may or may not include a stripper pole

Let's take a party bus out on the town for my birthday!

by drunkstudent February 25, 2009

Bus blower

a person who gives blow jobs to random people on a bus.

we call maggie a bus blower cause she gave head to that stranger sitting in that seat over there

by MEB's bffffff June 16, 2010

bus sandwich

While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.

While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!

by jupiter6921 August 14, 2010

Py-bus

A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure

Stop that Py-bus he has my child!!!!

by The Py-Bus Investiagator July 29, 2008

Con Bus

A satiric description (based off the movie Con Air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.

"Dude, I caught the Con Bus home after the gym the other day. Half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up." said Jimmy Ray. "I was scared for my life but you can't show weakness on the Con Bus or you could get rolled"

by archyis March 21, 2009

hop a bus

The Gravian way of saying "catch a bus"

Do you want to hop a bus?

by Dr. Graves February 4, 2015